reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
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do you ever look at yourself and think ‘maybe I’m not that bad looking’ and then 21 seconds later you look again and you’re like ‘oh yeah lmao’
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do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
As a twin yes we do. We also argue over who was the “buy one” and who was the “get one free”.
you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
That’s called anxiety.
That explains at least half of my life then
They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I’ve looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the s h a d o w s. And there is something out there in the d a r k n e s s, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge… Me.
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And all the young things line up to take your place, another name goes up in lights. You wonder if you’ll make it out alive,and they’ll tell you now you’re the lucky one.
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